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I <3 U
Cool right?
Benjamin teach me during history lesson de.
Anyway, i feel like commenting on others' life now.
John Terry.
Footballer.
English.
Plays for Chelsea FC.
Status: Married.
However, If his life is so smooth sailing, it will not appear in my blog, so here goes:
Apparently, he betrayed his good friend, Wayne Bridge, and had an affair with Wayne's wife, which is working as a lingerie model. The model had also modelled for maxim.Before the affair was made known, she broke up with Wayne. Apparantly, this affair occured during the time when she and Wayne was together.Wayne is Devasated.
Imagine luh, your girlfriend suddenly wanna break up with you. Give stupid reasons for breaking up. Really stupid reasons. Then, 1 week later, you read newspapers, they say your best friend had sex with your ex-girlfriend.( Take note, the newspaper part is hard to imagine cause i doubt the newspaper would be interested in a singaporean student affair) And you are the last person to know about this affair. Bewildered, you call your ex-girlfriend.
( The dialogue below is totally fake, just trying to add humor into it.)
' Heyy, Read aout your affair with john, how can you do this to me?'
' Oh THAT? Heh, that was like ages ago, and what did i do to you?'
' You betrayed me, sob,sob'
' Blehh, you mean having sex with john was called betraying? I never learn anything about having sex with other partners other than your boyfriend is unlawful before.'
' Nooo! What did you even learn from school?'
' Heck, guess i learned something like posing and seducing?'
' Hey, we are like drifting off the topic on why you cheated on me!'
' Oh, sorry about that, I prefer john because of his fat bank account. And cause of his great fame as a chelsea player, i am able to sell my story to megazines(she really did this)'
' Cool, Any more lingerine Models to introduce?'
' Nah, Nobody as ugly but hot and seductive like me.'
' .....................'
*Wayne starts to sing,' How can you do this to me?'*
Wayne's dialogue with John.
' Hey john, Why did you have sex with my girl?'
' Cause shes hot?'
' Come On! Your wife is much hotter!'
' Crap, Got bored of her. Wanna be like Tiger. Tiger Woods.'
' Tiger had only 17 affairs!'
' I have 10 and counting'
' Dude, ever heard of edison? Edison Chen?'
' That Horny Taiwanese? Crap, must admit he has better taste than Tiger.'
' Well, a hungry Tiger goes for anything, including waiters and aunties.'
' His wife is hot too.'
' OI! GET BACK TO TOPIC! WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRL?'
' Told you, shes hot.'
' Err, Okay.Guess i cant get the answers i want from an idiot.'
' Why not?'
' ..............'
Okay, This is the brief description on how did the affair go. If the above dialogue have misguided you, i think you should like go read newspaper to get things right.So yeah. But really luh, don't understand why famous sportsmen like to cheat.Cant really blame them though, Loads of girls will be throwing themselves on you when you have a salary of about 200k pounds per week. Yes you read it correctly, PER WEEK. Crap. 100 000 Chicken rice. No Wonder they are chick magnets. Just something i wanna add on, its not like their wives are fat, ugly, ugly internally. They are also quite hot and attractive. Poor things.
So yeah, nothing much to talk on already. Hope you enjoyed the fake dialogue. If its really that crap and shit in your eyes, tell me, and i will stop doing that sort of humor in the future.
Okay Write so much until i wanna pee le. Bye =X
