I've found a friend who died for me

I <3 U
Cool right?
Benjamin teach me during history lesson de.
Anyway, i feel like commenting on others' life now.
John Terry.
Footballer.
English.
Plays for Chelsea FC.
Status: Married.

However, If his life is so smooth sailing, it will not appear in my blog, so here goes:
Apparently, he betrayed his good friend, Wayne Bridge, and had an affair with Wayne's wife, which is working as a lingerie model. The model had also modelled for maxim.Before the affair was made known, she broke up with Wayne. Apparantly, this affair occured during the time when she and Wayne was together.Wayne is Devasated.

Imagine luh, your girlfriend suddenly wanna break up with you. Give stupid reasons for breaking up. Really stupid reasons. Then, 1 week later, you read newspapers, they say your best friend had sex with your ex-girlfriend.( Take note, the newspaper part is hard to imagine cause i doubt the newspaper would be interested in a singaporean student affair) And you are the last person to know about this affair. Bewildered, you call your ex-girlfriend.
( The dialogue below is totally fake, just trying to add humor into it.)
' Heyy, Read aout your affair with john, how can you do this to me?'
' Oh THAT? Heh, that was like ages ago, and what did i do to you?'
' You betrayed me, sob,sob'
' Blehh, you mean having sex with john was called betraying? I never learn anything about having sex with other partners other than your boyfriend is unlawful before.'
' Nooo! What did you even learn from school?'
' Heck, guess i learned something like posing and seducing?'
' Hey, we are like drifting off the topic on why you cheated on me!'
' Oh, sorry about that, I prefer john because of his fat bank account. And cause of his great fame as a chelsea player, i am able to sell my story to megazines(she really did this)'
' Cool, Any more lingerine Models to introduce?'
' Nah, Nobody as ugly but hot and seductive like me.'
' .....................'
*Wayne starts to sing,' How can you do this to me?'*

Wayne's dialogue with John.

' Hey john, Why did you have sex with my girl?'
' Cause shes hot?'
' Come On! Your wife is much hotter!'
' Crap, Got bored of her. Wanna be like Tiger. Tiger Woods.'
' Tiger had only 17 affairs!'
' I have 10 and counting'
' Dude, ever heard of edison? Edison Chen?'
' That Horny Taiwanese? Crap, must admit he has better taste than Tiger.'
' Well, a hungry Tiger goes for anything, including waiters and aunties.'
' His wife is hot too.'
' OI! GET BACK TO TOPIC! WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRL?'
' Told you, shes hot.'
' Err, Okay.Guess i cant get the answers i want from an idiot.'
' Why not?'
' ..............'

Okay, This is the brief description on how did the affair go. If the above dialogue have misguided you, i think you should like go read newspaper to get things right.So yeah. But really luh, don't understand why famous sportsmen like to cheat.Cant really blame them though, Loads of girls will be throwing themselves on you when you have a salary of about 200k pounds per week. Yes you read it correctly, PER WEEK. Crap. 100 000 Chicken rice. No Wonder they are chick magnets. Just something i wanna add on, its not like their wives are fat, ugly, ugly internally. They are also quite hot and attractive. Poor things.

So yeah, nothing much to talk on already. Hope you enjoyed the fake dialogue. If its really that crap and shit in your eyes, tell me, and i will stop doing that sort of humor in the future.
Okay Write so much until i wanna pee le. Bye =X

As usual, i will be doing my 'late' birthday tributes(her birthday on thurs).

Name: Mao aka Amanda.
Age: 16( Older than her Laopa!!!)
Height: 161cm.
Weight: ** kg (cant say later she scold me)
Gender: Girl.
Hobbies: Poking people, Blocking people's way, when people is walking towards her direction.=.=
D.O.B: 27 Jan 94.
Description of her: My nuer.( dunno how to describe.)
How i feel about her: Feel like kicking her ass to one side when she blocks my way =D( jkjk)

Okay, done with the tributes.
Anyway, i really gotta apologize to those that i never make tributes to. Cause i either forget, or too busy le. Sorry. Currently only got two. Mao and ba zhang. So yeah. I will try to pay a tribute. Try to.

Thursday training was rather okay. Sec 1s were a handful, still trying to learn how to handle them like jun xing. Cause like cannot find a common topic with them, then also quite not appoparate to use cheers,eg' hey', so its rather hard to entice them and get their attention.
Have to really thank zhao xiang's loudspeaker. Cause can irritate them and force the sec 1s to listen. Needa improve my techniques of handling kids. Hope i can learn.
After the candy hunt,'an idea which we stole from the sec 3s,(=x), i went to play with flour with the sec 2s and 3s. HAHA, never kena alot of flour, cause i acted serious. =D. Not like ah meng, who almost become pancake. It was fun that day.

Oh, and i realised my fuse is really short these days, lose my anger damm fast. But peace man, i am currently at peace with the world. As for that incident i mentioned in my earlier blog post, i dun really care about it any longer. Cause getting angry with that person will just waste my life away, so yeah. Have to beat him with brains. Wun even plan about it, cause dun wanna waste time on him. so yeah. Chilled already.

Okay, next week i gotta piarh already. You will see a Nerd Vince for almost the rest of the days going to o levels. Draw out my plan and will be following it on 1st feb. However, That Nerd Vince also got off days, like holidays. Will keep twos days per week free. But have to cancel that after cca stepdown. That is the second phase of my piarh-ing. Gonna have to kick those cocky people asses in o levels. Kick IT HARD.

Btw, got sth quite interesting to show you.
Try simplifying 2i<6u.
Got the answer already? For those noobs that still cant get it, answers will be written on tomorrows post. =D Good night.

Yeah, damm friggin pissed by almost everything in my life right now.
Everything is like giving me trouble.
Even my bed.
Wanted to sleep just now at abt 430 de. But my hair like damm itchy and i cant really find a suitable position to sleep.made me damm pissed. And my sister extra comments too. Wanted to kick her friggin face, and follow it up with 999999999999999 punches. Can like imagine her face with blood now.Serious. And when i tried doing my compo, anger crept into my head. Wrote one whole page before tearing it up. Guess i cant be angry when writing compo.
Last friday was terrible. Almost felt like doing stupid things to somebody, Yeah, the one i hate. Feel like just venting out all my anger. punch someone to death or something. I can visualise it.
And cocky people. Have to face one almost everyday.PUNCH AND PUNCH AND PUNCH. Really damm pissed right now.

Shall Talk about people i respect now.
Sir desmond lim, mrs veda and charles.
Firstly, sir desmond lim. He gave really good advice to me. 'the man who thinks win' Have to really bear this quote in my mind. Cant let my fists rule over my mind. Feel that he really very clever, have to think the way he does.
Secondly, mrs veda. Very good de. At first when i asked her questions, i felt that she wasnt answering the question, budden, she always give a background information which helps me understand better. And her analogies. Damm good. Wanna be like her next time, being able to explain complex things with a simple analogy.
Last but not least, Charles, my OBS instructor. He always tells story de. Interesting ones. I think he have loads of experience loh. And he teaches us differently and managed to discipline us without having to scold us.
Must really learn from all of them.

Okay, cooled down le. I am a person, who will be eveready to stand up for something i believe in, even though the opposition have a higher authority than me, i will think of ways, to bring that person down, or die trying. However, i have to say i am easily influenced.

That person showed no respect for me, and i dun intend to either. Feel that everything that person do is deliberatedly to piss my ass off. I might not be as old as you, but trust me, when i turn super pissed, you really dun wanna be against me. I dun care the consequences, but i will make sure you will suffer worse than me. Watch out.

Just realised i got angry again. -.- okay, lets change the topic to something else. oh yeah, my nosebleed again last night. Think i 'digged my nose' cause the bleeding isnt so bad. Should i go for a full body check up? Dunno leh, think i should, cause i bleed loads of occasion already. Wanted to go for check up at sec 3 de budden. i postponed til after sec 3 end of year exams. After the exams, i assured myself, and 'cancel' the thought of going for one.Now, the thought returned to me once again. Guess i shouldnt go bahs. Cause lazy. So far lehs -.-

okay. Think i better go write that compo again after dinner. Gotta go le. Bye.

Just draw out my academic plans for this year.
Will require alot of hard work.
Have to stop my addiction to computer, cause my brain is currently programmed to go online on msn, even if i don't have anything to do online. Must change.
Anyway, yesterday i had a session of mahjong. At benson house. Almost forgot how to play le, budden regained my knowledge as we played. Loon,Yanjie, Aik shan, Zj,Daryl,Wei jie and me went there str8 after we are dismissed. On the way there, zheng jie tanked wei jie.LOL, cause he keep making fun of him. We see free show as wei jie raped him. Oh, and we add fuel to the fire too. =D
Wei jie daryl loon and i played mahjong. loon won at first. Then daryl. Then wei jie. THEN ME, AND I WON BIG OKAY. But dun worry, we never gamble. I hate gambling anyway. We kept playing til its lunchtime. Guess what we ate?
Give you hint.
Pork+Water+Rice
Pork porridge la.
Dun really like pork porridge, thats why i never finished the food. I dun really like to eat pork, except for some.
I remembered one uncle of mine said something that goes like this,' I halal, But ba kua very nice' LOL, okay, it might not seem funny to you because, he speaks it in a funny way, thats why damm funny.
Okay back to the mahjong session. Shi da,jeng and jeremy were the late comers. Jeng and jeremy went seoul garden. Why the rest who went there first never go seoul garden? Cause we bo $$. AND HOR, THOSE TWO PIGS HOR, AT AROUND 5 HOR, THEY ORDERED MAC DELIVERY. Damm zai their stomach.
Went home alone afterwards. Cause look damm cool.
OH YA, REMINDED ME OF STH. MY MOUTH GOT 3 OR 4 ULCERS, MAKE ME CANNOT LAUGH TODAY. ZZZZZZZZ. USUALLY ITS ON THE UPPER LIPS, BUDDEN, THIS TIME, ITS NEAR THE SIDE. WHEN I LAUGH OR JUST BLOW, ITS DAMM FREAKING PAIN.
Not really that pain. I HAVE A STRONG THRESHOLD FOR PAIN OKAY!
Last time when i small hor, always kena ball hit then cry de. =.= Then when i cry hor, the fellow who kick the ball will kena my mum. That person will most likely to be my brother. Cause my mum only scolds my brother, like why he never protect me. Then my brother will be pissed and then bully me, and always dun like to play soccer with me.
Yeah but then thats the past. Bad childhood memories. ><

Okay. Now reveal more about myself to you.
Gender: Male. ( DUH!)
Height: 175.
Weight: 65. ( i wanna hit 70)
Waist: 32. (fat ass.)
Shoe size:9
Shirt size: 38.

=D, like calling people to buy clothes, shoes for me liddat. Yi Si Qian Qian.
Oh ya, i rmb in sec 1~2 hor, my home clothes hor, all tight fit de. As in super tight. Then i always never go out with those shirt. CAUSE ITS FRIGGING TIGHT. Now not so bad le, i keep wearing pe pants.

OH YEAH, TALKING ABOUT PE PANTS. MY PANTS RIPPED TODAY, DURING STRETCHING EXERCISE. LOL. LOL.LOL. DAMM PAI SEH OKAY, REALLY GOT THAT RIPPING SOUND. NOT REALLY THAT JIATLAT LA. A SMALL HOLE AT THE BOTTOM NIA. yeah, and i continued the entire pe session. Not paiseh at all. Cause i didnt cared and treat it like nothing happened loh.
Actually hor, as long as you yourself find that its okay and dui de qi zi ji, then you surely wun feel paiseh at all. Really. Lets say, you saw one attractive person on the bus. Unfortunately, you did something silly, like, your head knock the metal pole. Most of the time, you will feel damm pai seh, cause you feel everyone is looking at you. budden you just to have pretend nothing happened, no need to try to cover up or something. Cause the chances are, nobody would remember. So yeah. Hope you get what i meant. Cause i find that people always dun understand when i try to explain something. =.=

okay, need to help my jiejie throw rubbish le, byebye.

Okay guys, decided to make my blog into a thinking instead of just a reading through one.

Anyway, Ask yourself this question,' What if you Had to give up one of your senses?'
Hmm, deep right? Yeah. Told you i would make yer think.
So whats your answer? Wanna know mine?
Firstly let me show you the pros( if there is any) and cons of losing each sense.

Sense of sight.- AKA YOUR EYES OBVIOUSLY -.-
without them, you will be living in the world of darkness. Precious things arent they?

Anyway sidetrack abit. I suspect i already posted this before, budden like cant find it in my blog after like 20mins, so pardon me if you are seeing the same topic but different feelings.

Sense of smell- Super important hao bu hao. Imagine got one person farted beside you. Or imagine you aboard a bus. Then saw two empty seats. Thought it was your lucky day. Then you sit. Then the good fellow behind you kindly inform you that there got shit. -.- (okay maybe is i think too much)

Sense of taste- DAMM DAMM IMPORTANT HAO BU HAO. WITHOUT IT, I THINK I WOULD NOT HAVE LIVED MY LIFE TO THE FULLEST. BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE MISSED OUT ON PLENTY OF DAMM NICE TO EAT STUFF. EG: CHOCOLATE AND MOST OF THE OTHER FOOD.

Sense of hearing- without it, your life is like having ear plugs in your ear all the time. You cant even hear what you're speaking, cant hear if people is gossiping about you. Cant listen to nice nice songs.

Sense of touch. The most important de sense. You may think it is good to not have any pain in your life, budden sadly, no. Pain is good. I remember seeing a video about a girl who don't have sense of touch. Damm sad okay. Her mum forced her to wear googles because she will keep digging her eyes, until it bleed. She always run and knocks into something and then continue running. She touches hot pot, and leave her hands there. YOU MAY THINK, NO PAIN= NO DAMAGE. NO. ITS NOT THE CASE. Pain is like to warn you that your body is damaged. So its good.

Conclusion? I think sense of Smell might be the sense i would forgo if i really had to choose one.Budden, if can have all five, why not? =D

Okay, gotta go ler. See ya.

Inactive for 2 weeks le. Cause lazy. and Busy. Got orientation.Got orientation camp. Busy life. Budden i am out of the busy zone le. Now must gear up for o level studying mood.

Most of my seniors get very low.(NOT LOUSY SCORE, LOW= GOOD.) They say never study also get so good results. But i think fake de. Anyway, i am gonna work hard. Very hard. Wanna go AJC. Cause can sleep more! HAHA.

Currently not in the high mood, thats why my post might be a bit sian. Okay, i shall blog about the orientation camp experience.

2010 Sec 1 Orientation camp.
Was looking forward to this camp. Especially at night. Cause can go crazy.Budden, we were supposed to sleep. Cant do the stuff i wanna do.( DUN THINK SICK OKAY!) so yeah.
Was in charge of 1a. Along with jian huang,michelle and weesing. Was naturally high and tried my best to influence the class. Dun think that the class was that bad. They can get high too!
Anyway, if i continue that way of blogging, i think you will surely fall asleep. So yeah, heres another style of writing.
Okay, DAY 1 was quite okay. Except for the morning part though. The games part. Quite boring.Okay, its very boring. Afternoon was somewhat worse. Campfire prep. i wanted a super awesome dance performance de loh. budden cfm no time de. cause only got 3 hours. Anyway, i think 1 a campfire performance was the best loh. All classes had to win, so yeah.(is this confidential?) Anyway, Kok go chio bu hunting. Sadly, there was few. He said 1/1 got, budden, i until now also dunno which one. Dun think theres any loh. Well, CONCENTRATE ON STUDIES LA! Oh yeah, i remember i was extremely cocky in front of gary, saying my class got 21 girls, which has a higher perdcentage of having a chio bu inside, while his class only got 12 girls. LOL.
but in the end arh, Haix...
Oh, anyway, i treated those sec 1s as my children. Damm interesting loh. Although only 3 years older, budden, i was like their papa.Good experience man. Next time can handle kids. I really like kids alot. No idea why. Just find them cute. Anyway, when it comes to handling kids, Sencai and Jun xing is still the best. Sencai, is a disciplanary parent, while jun xing just have the ability to interest the kids. Guess it comes with experience. Must train. Budden, dun have chance le. -.-
Okay back to camp. At night, the 4 aces(kok, gary, loon and me) played poker cards. Dunno why arh, budden very tired. Halfway, we laughed at 'famous' vulgar words used by'famous ' people in our school. DAMM FUNNY OKAY. LOL. Almost ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING.after that, we went for some night adventure. just by walking around school loh. Stone,152 and alyssa joined us. After some chitchating abt BGR, gary got really emo, and he slept. =.= kok, gary, stone and alyssa went to sleep.only loon 152 and me was left.
AT NIGHT DAMM PEACEFUL MAN. REALLY LOVED THE WEATHER AT NIGHT. ITS COOLING AND PEACEFUL. Think i got split personality at night. Cause will like go crazy.
I slept the least and i am proud of that. 30mins nia. 530 -600. Hui min had slept earlier while loon slept during 5-600. HAHA. Maybe huimin sleep lesser, budden, i dun care, she not counted. =D

The second morning was also boring. It was a telematch. MY 1A ALWAYS CANNOT WIN DE. DUNNO WHY.nvm its just a game. And after the camp hor, i really lost all my respect to a certain person. Shall not use he or she. shall use it. I dun approve of its methods of dealing with situation. DAMM IT. DAMM IT.DAMM IT.DAMM IT. DAMM IT. THINK YOU BIG ARH? PATHETIC.

OH YEAH, ALMOST LOST MYSELF IN ANGER AFTER THE CAMPFIRE. JIAN HUANG MADE ME BURST. ROAR. NOT HIS FAULT. JUST THAT HIS WORDS WERE THE LAST STRAW. FEEL DAMM ANGRY TOWARDS ALOT ALOT ALOT OF PEOPLE LOH. YEAH ITS DUE TO CCA. JUST BECAUSE WE ARE THE BIGGEST, YOU DUN HAVE TO SPREAD UNTRUE THINGS ABOUT US. ALWAYS ORIENTATION PEOPLE TALK BAD ABT US. CANT KAO YOURSELF TO BE BIGGER THAN US, NEED TO RESORT TO DIRTY TRICKS? IF YOU WANNA BE THAT UNDERHANDED, COME BRING IT ON. YOU HAVENT SEE THE EVIL SIDE OF ME YET. If i weren't a Christian, I would probably have half of the school hating me. Serious.Thank God.

Okay, gotta do my physics homework le. JY.See ya.

Okay, As promised(although abit late), here's the post for the night cycling event.

After talking to Sir Junli,we wanna zhao liao.then, we Formed a formation. DAMM STEADY RITE? budden, the formation, is only 2 by 2. LOL. lame. Me and hazim in front. Damm steady lehs, we dun have a destination, and we dun even have any maps. All we had to do was, go straight,'EH TURN LEFT LEH,THE RIGHT PATH LOOKS DAMM DARK!' OR 'THAT PLACE LOOKS BRIGHT ARH? LETS GO!' Damm steady rite? Yeah.
Was quite fun, i trying to cycle w/o any hands. Act pro. Manage to do it. WANNA KNOW THE TRICK? OKAY TELL YOU, JUST CYCLE DAMM FAST, AND KANKAN LET GO. HAHA.
Yeah, btw, i was damm worried about the safety of everybody. Especially Ah phang. cause he just learn how to cycle. Then if got any mishaps hor, we sure damm guilty de. I sure damm guilty de. Cause i persuaded him to come de. AND I AM A DAMM RESPONSIBLE PERSON OKAY! =D

Yeah, no fine night goes by, without any 'almost' incidents.
Jeremy and Syaz. ALMOST KENA CAR KNOCK. SERIOUS. I WAS LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH THE TRAFFIC LIGHT LE, THEN A CAR COMING, THEN JEREMY AND SYAZ BEHIND ME. THEY COULD HAVE DIED. SERIOUS. Thanks God nothing happened.

Should i skip the part about my family's christmas celebration? Maybe i should, cause this year no fun de. Loads of people never come. Budden i leak out confidential stuff for you people to know.
NEXT YEAR ARH, CHRISTMAS ARH, WE ARH, GONNA HAVE A 2D1N CELEBRATION. DUN 'WAH' YET,STILL GOT SUMMORE THINGS TO SAY.
FIRST UP, FINANCE DEPARTMENT. KOKO(1ST) AND UNCLE MIKE.(2ND)
- CONFIRM MUST HAVE BIG PRAWNS AND GOOD BEEF.
SECOND, COOKING DEPARTMENT. UNCLE DAVID -IC.
- MUST HAVE STEAK HOR. WITH XO, DUN CHAO KENG.
THIRDLY, LOGISTICS, MY BROTHER-VIC- IC.
-AKA Sai Kang.
Next, Water department, (-.-) My mother- IC
- Coke, China apple.
Next Next, Transport department.-Uncle steven. LOL. Their sons ownself suggested de.(cause he taxi driver) LOL ASSES RITE?
SECETARY WOULD BE ALVIN.
OKAYOKAY, HERE COMES THE MOST IMPORTANT DEPARTMENT LE. (NOT PT LA! ZZZ! WANT ME KICK YOUR ASS?) THE HELP-TO-MAKAN DEPARTMENT. =D
GUESS WHO IC? ^^

okay enough of fantasy. Anyway, wanted to irritate people by sending them 'Happy new year' 1 day later de. THAT INCLUDES SHOUTING LOUDLY AT MY OWN HOUSE TO MY NEIGHBOURS. budden, used too much computer le, use dao 1 plus. So yeah. Sad. Nvm, Next year would be even more awesome.
THEN HOR, ON 2012 GOING TO 2013 HOR, I WANNA WATCH 2012! =D LOL. =D
THEN LAUGH LIKE CRAZY AND THEN KEEP SAYING, 'eh, that never happen leh!' cause i read in some newspaper le, they assure us confirm no such stupid event is going to happen. Relax, you still have to go army and serve NS. And of course, do the 'most important thing in your life' =D
okay, going to do my stuff le. Gotta go. See Ya!